My main problem with Harriet Miers . . .

(today, anyway) is, to be honest, that eyeliner.

Harriet, where did you get that stuff? That must be from some Washington makeover because you sure would not get that from back home. Of course, Dallas women like to wear a goodly amount of makeup (which I, personally, do not), but dark eyeliner all thick like that? Something nice, soft, brown, and smudged would be gentle and help to minimize those Samsonites under her eyes, which these black streaks only bring out. At least she didn't put it inside her eye rim like the late Princess of Wales. I'm not kidding here, this is serious, Texas women will know what I mean. And, boy, is she gonna get it from the Fashion Police.