Spring pants: Let's be clear

Gauchos: NO.
Cropped pants: NO.
Other abbreviated pants of any kind between calf and knee: NO.

Capris are pushing it, and are passable only because they are so close to the leg. Look, if a style makes a 5'11", 105 lb. fashion model look like a stomping cow, it's not going to do anything for the rest of us. The only ladies who really look good in split skirts are Andalusian ladies in full kit. Olive gauchos with a camel sweater and an aubergine scarf doesn't say, "altiplano in the city", it says, "big stomping heifer coming this way!" I'm sorry but that's the truth and the sooner women acknowledge this and resist these revivals, the sooner we can all move on.