Things I just don't get

1) Vienna sausages. That coating they leave in your mouth - ick. Haven't had one in 20-odd years and I can still feel it. 2) Che t-shirts. "I (heart) murderous, dictator-snuggling, doctrinaire thugs." Why? 3) Multiple and/or "alternative" piercings. Especially nose, lip, and eyebrow piercings. These were hip and rebellious in, oh, 1994, 1995, and even 1996, though even then they weren't particularly attractive. But Anno Domini 2006? I don't think so. 4) Sadist horror movies, like the Saw series or this new Hostel movie. Oh, regular all-American gore isn't good enough for you anymore, eh? 5) The Sims. Why live "real life" on your computer when you have a real life? If you don't like your own "real life", make it better, for pete's sake!