At home with Martha Stewart

You'll either love or hate this new offer - a home designed with Martha's help!

Now, finally, you've got someplace to put all your Martha Stewart Signature furniture and your Martha Stewart Everyday linens and towels, a real home for all your back issues of Martha Stewart Living and your copies of Martha's books.

I'm not sneering, either - maybe my husband can get a job at a school in the Research Triangle? . . .