Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Greg Gutfield at NRO

Greg Gutfield has a totally hilarious "interview" with himself up at NRO. Some LOL samples:

Q: If you were Joe Lieberman — totally trashed by your party in the primary — what’s the first thing you would say upon winning reelection? What’s the first thing you would do when you got back to work?
A: Switch parties. But if I’m Joe, I just want to be loved, so I wouldn’t become a Republican. I might join the Birthday Party. Everyone would eventually join that party, especially Democrats.

Europeans will still hate us — which will confound liberals, who crave their acceptance so badly it hurts. But if the Democrats truly want Europeans to love them, they should look into some of those relationship ads on Craigslist.

Q: What will London be saying about us the morning after our elections?
A: They will say things like: “The writing is on the wall. Iraq policy is a monumental failure that destroyed the hopes of any Republican victory. It looks like the end for neo-cons.” They will say this even if the Republicans actually win. They’ll also say, “Maybe America is finally waking up,” because they’re, like, five hours ahead of us. But they will say it in a really funny accent — which will make it entertaining to small children they meet in the park.

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