"Earth Hottest It's Been in 2,000 Years"

More achievements in unbiased journalism:

"Of course, we don't *really* know that, we're just making really, really, really good guesses.

"So, okay, maybe it's the hottest it's been in the last 400 years?

"Something like that.

"Maybe.

"But that doesn't sound quite as good, does it? Okay, 2000 years it is!"